Take my talents down to South Beach

A euphemism for masturbation

Man, just got back from a rough day at the office. I'm gonna take my talents down to South Beach, then hit the sack.

by SouthBeachDiet July 13, 2010

Taking my talents to South Beach

Go f*** yourself. I'm gone.

Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.

Sue: John, we can work this out. I still love you.
John: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

by JamesGee July 10, 2010

Talent

Something that BTS and EXO have, and many western celebrities lack this.

Person 1: Have you heard of BTS or EXO?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Stan talent, stan BTS and EXO!

by jay :)) March 22, 2019

Talen

Probaly the most faggiest guys ever bc imagine being named talen and have a last name dagget talen dagget fagget

Fucking talen you fag

by TalenFaggetDagget May 22, 2019

talego

Cuban slang for jail or prison

He just got out of el talego.

by Homieloan March 26, 2006

Fairy Tale

Noun. A story propounded upon the public by persons holding or seeking public office in order to trick voters into the false belief that all politicians are not the same and thereby temporarily convince them to cast their vote in favor of the storyteller (a.k.a. fibber).

The Fairy Tales told by Obama were really unlike those told by Bush but somehow the result is nearly the same: tremendous disappointment.

by Margie505 July 15, 2010

taleb

a really kewl guy, who has his own website and this is shameless plugging

www.taleb.co.uk

visit his website - www.taleb.co.uk

by Abu Sufyan Taleb October 10, 2004