trunkmuffin

when you pull out someone's fold-out couch, crap in it, then fold it back up
and tuck it away.

Grant found out where she lived and cruised over there and was like "hey, is it cool if i sleep on your futon tonight?", after she fell asleep, he gave her a trunkmuffin then bailed.

by willyla June 12, 2008

Trung

Asian weapon used by ninjas; bores the enemy to death with unnecessary information

In the middle of the battle, the ninjas were losing, so they pulled out their TRUNGs and took the war in the blink of an eye; all the enemies were asleep plugging their ears.

by wow'er June 25, 2009

elephant trunk

is the male version to camel toe.

a man walking down the street with some tight ass sweats or pants on and no underwear on and all you can see is the outline of his wanker.

by Airjordon April 19, 2005

trunker

A purchase or aquisistion that is kept in the trunk of one's car, awaiting a more oportune moment to reveal to friends, family, especially ones spouse.

Yeh, I bought the crazy expensive shoes, but they're trunkers until that party on Friday night.

by obabakoak May 27, 2006

Trundle

To have a girl sleep in your bed without having sex with her.

Slice trundled a girl last night at We-Fest

by meatdrapes2 August 11, 2011

Trunk

The stage between Tipsy and Drunk, where you still control most of your body, but you can talk more easily.

person1: Woah man! What happened to you last night?
person2: I was so totally trunk last night!
person1: Ba-oom!

by FullySlick July 20, 2008

Trung

an asshole who loves to drink peach & hennessy

Trung drank so much peach and hennessy that he threw up blueberry pancakes.

by trungisweak February 5, 2010