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The most amazing guy in the whole world, that deserves nothing but the best. The most awesomest kid you'll probly ever meet in your whole entire life. He's a big deal. No other kid could ever take his place. I fell in love with him, and no matter what, I will always be in love with him. He's a breathtaker. <3
T-Run by McKTayBig April 28, 2008
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If it doesn't run steel it doesn't deserve brass 

A term used in the firearm industry by enthusiasts to express their feelings on firearms and ammunition choice. Steel case ammunition is generally seen as lower quality compared to its brass brethren. This term is used to describe firearms that cannot reliably use the aforementioned steel cased ammunition and needs brass cased ammunition to function properly.
Person 1: "My AR-15 doesn't cycle Steel case ammo right."
Person 2: "Just buy better ammo"
Person 1: "If it doesn't run steel it doesn't deserve brass. I need something that will work no matter what I have."

These Collards Don't Run Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with collard greens
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"

You can't run from the rickshaw man

Something that's impossible. It's like trying to run from a man that makes his living by running with a rickshaw all day long. He's going to catch you.
Guy - I didn't pay my taxes and now I have to pay even more.

Friend - You dumbass, you can't run from the rickshaw man!

that can't run 

when something can't happen, or is unacceptable to, in roadmap terms.
mate1: sally kissed johhny and dylan at last nights party!
mate 2: no, i want her for myself, that can't run.
that can't run by lowkeyy.xv July 9, 2017

Knock and Don't Run 

Knocking on the door of an unsuspecting victim and not running away.The objective is to see how long you can get the person to have their door open for.
Essentially the opposite of nicky nicky nine doors.
Popularized by Neg Dupree of the British TV show, Balls of Steel.

Fun for the whole family!
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I played "knock and don't run" and got a stiff hook to the jaw.
Guy 1: You are such a BAMF.

Just walk don't run drink juice yum yum 

A popular catch-phrase from the television show The Simpsons. It is a road safety motto, and rhymes. A very appropriate phrase to graffiti on books, school desks ect. Also a piece of poetry that can be used to impress an english teacher.
Just walk don't run drink juice yum yum

Just Walk,
Don't Run,
Drink Juice,
Yum Yum.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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