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shlong

A long FAT sexy dick that people go cray cray over, very fat and long.
Evie: "WOAH did you his FAT SHLONG?"

Ella: "Yeah! I did omg!"
by fatdogshit November 29, 2020
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Shlong

My shlong is hurting from yesterday
by Largejohnson69 December 30, 2020
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shlonkerburg

To fart really loud and vomit right after.
Holy shadonkler bob! I pulled a shlonkerburg!”
by that_nice_writer January 18, 2021
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shlonkerburg

To fart really loud and vomit right after.
“Holy mackafoodle! I pulled a shlonkerburg,get me some napkins Bob!”
by that_nice_writer January 18, 2021
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shlong diddly

A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny
Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”
by M4DL4DS February 8, 2021
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Shlong

Shlong: an abnormally large or long penis. Usually around the length of 100 to 300 cm
Man, I got dicked down by Dave's huge shlong the other day. I’d say it had to be at least 200 cm!
by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 11, 2021
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salongeminge

When you're not quite as good as Beyonce and are exhausted from it
'I've been too busy riding the pork sword now I have salongeminge, exhausted '
by Blazing_keys March 17, 2021
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