Surfing the Net

Taking a sequence of hits from a gravity bong(also known as a gb or "tube", hence the name.) This comes from the North Jersey dialect for taking a hit from a gravity bong as "ripping a tube." Therefore, ripping more than one tube in a row is called "surfing the net" because after all, the internet is really just a series of tubes.

A: Hey, are you ripping another? How many is that?
B: This'll be my second.
A: Oh snap, you'll be surfing the net soon.
B: Hold on, I have to log on.

by Bill Riddle February 28, 2011

sewer surfing

the act of inserting a object or penis in a anus and very quickly spinning around

hey Dave, what did you do last night Easy, i went sewer surfing

by mancream August 21, 2011

pod surfing

When one aimlessly searches through random Itunes podcasts, in hopes of finding a good one.

Last night I was so bored, I went pod surfing for 2 hours.

by blackbean0053 September 22, 2007

Surfing

The process of vomitting, usually alcohol, out a car window while moving at a high rate of speed.

Kevin was surfing while I drove home from the bar.

by Frank Walsh March 13, 2007

Lane Surfing

Watching the movie playing on the flip down screen in the car next to you on the freeway.

Caught ten minutes of the latest DVD release the other night while lane surfing.

by James Weyand January 15, 2006

Surging A Head Clean Off

When you take a cell-phone antenna and overcharge your mouth with it until it blows the top of your noodle clean off your neck-gizzard-hole. Cannot be done with antenna-less cellphones. Science of the surge is undetermined but might draw from plate tectonics.

Maytal: Did you buy that surge protector at Home Depot?

Skeleton-Boy: No, I just finished surging a head clean off though with my antenna. Your head.

Maytal's corpse: Oh. Ow.

by Ben Greenberg and Stephanie Isaacson May 18, 2006

Surfing the Web

When having sex from behind the man inserts his thumb in the woman's ass all the way to the webbing of the hand or 'to the web'

-Hey man, you hit that last night?

-Yeah bro, I was surfing the web!

by SandmanS2000 October 24, 2012