Stoned Speed

The speed in which a person responds or reacts when they are stoned.

When you're trying to think of an example for stoned speed, then you get stoned speed.

by ScoobyDoo @ Shaggy2 January 17, 2017

stine boobs

definition of big boobs

when a boi walks by a girl with big boobs he say: "damn look at that girl she got stine boobs"

by totally bitch sam March 27, 2017

stone age wank

when you dont have anything to masturbate to so you must think about it

the internet is down so i'll have to stone age wank

by R1E2U3 May 20, 2017

Stone Temple Pilots

Best fucking band ever. Scott Weiland is God.

Burn, burn, burn! Burn your wicked garden down. - Stone Temple Pilots

by Christian335 August 13, 2017

Stonedalini

Being in the Now here- the state of kundalini. the absolute bliss, no past bothers, no future anxiety. In a total state of the now here , when being stoned.

Last night Bong sesh was a total stonedalini for me broski! a much needed on after the stressful time.

by 7Giri December 17, 2018

Stone's Law

The principle that the more stoned you are, the more likely normal things around you are to break. It is a direct relationship between the user and the objects (electronics, doors, food packaging, public fountains) wherein the objects break in front of the user, causing him or her to wonder if the item is really broken or if they are really high.

Circa 2012: named for the American designer, professor and coffee connoisseur, who first proposed such an idea in 2006.

(After getting high) "Weird, my headphones have always worked before but now the left earpiece is broken. Is it broken? Or is this just Stone's Law?"

by StonesLaw March 4, 2019

Stone

The thing that thanos used to kill half of all life on the universe

Thanos has two stones now

by Men cat man May 26, 2019