seedless fruit

Your have one attraction but your lacking in something. Like you could be fine as hell but your breath always smells bad. Or you could be stacking paper but u ugly as sht.

Susan_"Why you dating that seedless fruit?"
Sally_yea I know his breath smells bad but his eyes are so dreamy

by whky April 26, 2014

seedling scare

When you think you got your girl pregnant, but it turns out to just be a scare.

I thought I was gonna be a daddy so I had to get rid of my hot rod. Turns out it was just a seedling scare.

by Wheresmyfrap March 24, 2016

smeedo

Ahan

Ahan is smeedo

by Bermuda.defines December 12, 2016

Seed This

Instead of using the "F" word.

"Oh seed this Julia" Liv said angrily

by OLIVEEEE1212 April 11, 2017

Seedy muff

A vagina which has been freshly ejaculated upon. Read: A pussy covered in jizz.

Girl 1: So how was the sex?
Girl 2: Not great, he gave me a seedy muff without permission.

by BrideOfSithis January 17, 2017

seed funding

The money required for upkeep of any sproglets resulting from spreading your seed.

Andrew was forced to take yet another job for seed funding of his former friend's new twins.

by Love6figuregridreferences December 7, 2019

Sheed

Typically used with the word farg, sheed is another word used for shit in tripod slang

Yo bro I need to take a farg and a sheed

by Dorbs February 12, 2020