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Red States

The best places in the United States that make up over half of the nation's total population as well as around 3/4 of the country's total land mass. These particular states are filled with good people, usually who work for a living and get educations or they work hard to make something of themselves. There are a few ultra-liberal morons and ghetto-ass black people who hate whites, but overall it is the better people who have morals, a work ethic, care about their families, and defend their personal beliefs and will stand up for their president, or at least for their country.
All of you blue states are outnumbered and outwitted, as a result of our being more intelligent than you. Go Bush Go!
by The Kentucky Yankee April 25, 2005
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strapes

A common sexually transmitted disease found among native mountain people of virginia.
"That dirty inbred Katy has got a nasty case of the strapes."
by Matt August 3, 2004
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make shapes

To make shapes; to get something done; also used when instructing another to execute a task which they have been saying they will complete it for some time now; to deal with a problem in an efficient manner.

Tenses: make shapes, making shapes, made shapes.
Your mother said she would make mississippi mud cakes a week ago, they still have not surfaced, to her you say: "Hey Mum, you better make shapes with those mud cakes round about now hey?"

Your boss has not yet show signs of giving you a Christmas bonus, it is December 24th, and to him you say: "Hey you there sir, you better be making shapes with that Christmas bonus ye hear"

A young hooligan teenager stops you in the street and suggests you "beat it old lady/ man", this youngster does not realise you are concealing a weapon of some size. In administering the correct behaviour to the teenager you have "made shapes with his punkass".
by Olivia Anderson July 21, 2008
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states

a really rockin band based out of Cambridge, Mass.
Dude, I just saw the States at the Middle East-- "Puzzle" still rocks!
by bama February 25, 2004
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United States President

1. greedy agenda-pushing bastard who tramples civil liberties and makes people live according to his standards

2. whore of his chosen political party to fulfill their agendas and make life miserable for everyone who is not in that political party (as well as some who are).
Name any United States President and I will tell you why he is or was a bastard.
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united states of america

A country with citizens who take themselves and their country way too seriously.

Most people will agree that a country is only a symbol and that what it entitles is its population. And what is "population"? A group of diverse human beings.
What makes the United States different from Belgium? Very little. Its policies and laws may be slightly different, and some cultural and traditional aspects are obviously original to each country.
But apart from that, very little seperates them both. Or from any other country for that matter. Our needs and desires are the same.

So why on Earth are so many people debating the topic?!? Many Americans seem to puff themselves up by imagining that the whole world despises them and is continuously plotting either against them, or at least thinking evil thoughts about them.
Think. Again.
I've lived in Asia, Europe and the US. My father is African and my mother European, and I grew up in a French system. I've been surrounded by different people from different cultures since birth.

I can promise you: we aren't continuously fretting about Americans.The only time we really discuss them is when we read the paper or watch TV, ie through the media, and we only really ponder the effects the government's ideas will have on other countries. There isn't any American-bashing.

Therefore please stop victimizing your nation or yourselves. Nobody (in the Western world, in any case) really, sincerely, cares.
US citizen: Why does the whole world hate the United States of America? We haven't done anything wrong!
European: Umm... no. Not the whole world. The only European you'll find bashing the States is an immature adolescent who needs to sound clever by hating some political figure, and doesn't read the paper so picks the only country he/she knows a little about.
by Rousseau September 23, 2008
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United States

A country which thinks it is superior to Canada, but in reality has no fucking clue. Even though Canadian citizens are superior to American citizens in all areas, with the exception of being overproud and stupid, Americans continue to tell each other and everyone else that they are better than Canadians. The U.S. has no idea why the rest of the world hates them and most of the time is oblivious and ignorant towards the truth. Eat shit yankee buttfags.
Terrance: Hey, did you know most Americans are so stupid that they think we are still a British Colony?

Philip: Why yes, Terrance. When will they every figure out we have been an independent country since 1867?

Terrance: Never because the United States is composed of absolute morons. . .
by Diddle'erkneecaps October 23, 2010
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