Happiness Sponge

An individual with the ability to absorb any feelings of elatedness, ecstasy or pure happiness felt by others, and in turn is negatively approached. Usually applies to those dealing with peer pressure, the influence of bad television shows and bullying tendencies.

Alex was such a happiness sponge, as soon as he opened his mouth to speak, everyone began cutting themselves.

by Winner :) December 5, 2010

SPONGEY

A hot girl/guy, used as code word for a person that TURNS ONE ON.

Jimmy thinks Britney Spears is sexy, therefore Britney Spears is spongey.

by C-Bu November 16, 2003

sponge

A band that followed in the wake of the Grunge era. Sponge is a band out of Detroit that is still around today but is hardly noticed, with band members switching all the time, the only permanent member seems to be the frontman Vinnie Dombroski. They generated some buzz with their 1993 hits "Plowed" and "Molly (Sixteen Candles)" but soon went back underground for the most part.

With that aside, they probably deserve more attention than they are getting, because they've made some amazing tunes. Overall, a band I'm glad I discovered.

Sponge is an awesome band.

by Mr. Gill June 23, 2006

spong

A spong is a hybrid of spastic and mong, prooving the word spong as being a great insult to all ur friends, family and your enemies

"Craig u retard, ur such a spong!!!"

"All u do all say long is spong around"

by Shexy Shyman February 5, 2007

sponk

verb form of the noun "spunk,"
i.e. "to ejaculate"

"spit on her back, and when she turns around you sponk right in her face"

by Spunk Monkey November 9, 2003

sponge bobbing

When you place your testicles into a fish tank with fish food on them for exfoliation.

Sal's balls no longer itch since he got the job at pet smart. He has been sponge bobbing when the shop closes for two weeks.

by SALDANBOB February 20, 2009

spondulix

US slang for money, comes from old rare coins.

Come spend your spondulix here

by viisible April 30, 2006