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splodge

He owns you. OWNS YOU I SAY!
"You own as much as splodge!"
by yoshi July 22, 2003
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Splooge Master

The term Dillon calls me, I have no idea why he started to call me it but apparently I am the Master of Splooge because I have sex so much? (According to them.) It originates from the word "Splooge" which was a word me and Garrett made up.
Hey splooge master, have you splooged on anything today? - Dillon
by Ragol October 16, 2008
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Splooge

A splotch of any liquid that has stuck in the form it became in the action of splotching.
You are a splooge!
Your mom is a splooge!
Your sister is a splooge! What?!
by Bobb Dole February 5, 2008
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splooge-worthy

amazing enough to cause an organism
"OMFG! That's like... splooge-worthy!"
by ronneh September 3, 2006
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Splooge

When a guy mispronounces spoof, but is to high to correct it. Just running with the freshly coined improper term like it's Normal and known.
Hey, Melissa and Ansley I made huge splooge in the bathroom come check it out! It starts inside and goes outside. Y'all gotta try my splooge and use it.
by Incorrect Individual May 4, 2016
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Sploonge

A pouring of thought into a blog entry. Almost always annoyingly narcissistic and worthless in nature.
"We went to blogger.com to read the latest sploonges from the emo kids."
by Digital Signal X August 9, 2006
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splooner

A person who plays the WiiU game Splatoon on a regular basis and definitely has an addiction to the game. Unlike normal players, splooners tend to yell angrily at the at the TV screen and Gamepad when loosing a battle, even when it is only turf wars. These people will not hesitate to blame a loss on the fact that there was a Japanese player on his/her team, and therefor they are considered racist. Splooners are highly disrespectful to low level and low rank players, and only care about themselves or their squad. Please aviod them whenever necessary, and please do not become one.
"It's bad enough that our team lost, but it's even worse that the splooner on the opposing team is rubbing it in."
by greensand777 September 27, 2015
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