Spankhour

The hour during the day when your parents are gone and you have time to rub one out.

"I was on YouTube last night while my parents were gone. Total spankhour."

by NateDogg73 June 23, 2017

spank cunt

The most hated worthless person with no value at all

That guy is a fucking spank cunt

by MaDdWaG February 14, 2018

Spank the plankton

1. When you try to make a dank meme but fail

2. When you try to suck someone’s ankles, but they dodge it by kicking you in the face

1.
P1 My meme I edited for 4 hours got only 3 likes!

P2 Damn that meme really spank the plankton

2.
P1 I tried to suck my girlfriend’s ankles last night, but she ended up breaking my jaw! That bitch spank the plankton!

by Omegle’s May 14, 2018

Spank plankton

Semen.

There was spank plankton in your food

by ClassyBrassy June 30, 2019

Spank Balls

A sport in which someone (the spoof) throws a latex glove filled with water up to 2-5 people who have to catch it in their pants to accumulate a point. First to 3 points wins

Hey, do you want to go play some Spank Balls

by Drake Foley March 19, 2020

Spank Your Grandma Day

the day where you spank your grandma

hey grandma todays spank your grandma day come here bitch

by Lana Rhodes Step Sis June 26, 2020

Gorilla Spank

Heavy intentional slaps to the woman's behind with a semi-cupped palm in an effort to fully arouse her while also striking with about 90% of your complete force, usually accompanied with heavy gorilla-like groaning.

She waited until I was about to go before she wanted a spank so I had to give her a gorilla spank.

by Frideezy January 30, 2009