Spanish Inquisition

As heard on the "dear rayne" talk show. Invented in Cincinnati, Ohio. Refers to during sexual intercourse, right before the man is about to climax, he removes his penis from her vagina, and sticks his penis in whatever hole he can find. I.E. her nose, ear, eye, etc. and right before he ejaculates he exclaims "Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!" Leaving his partner confused and pissed, ending with the male being slapped.

No body expects the Spanish Inquisition.

by Monni Clever August 19, 2008

spanksta

A spanish gangsta, most likely in a gang. Also, if male- calls his other spankstas "ese." if female- calls her other spankstas "boota."

Look at that spanksta ova therre thinkin he tha shyt.

by nellysgrl September 14, 2004

Spanish Inquisition

A sexual move involving carrots, flan, caramel, and flaming vibrators.

" Holy shit! That Spanish inquisition felt AWESOME!!!!"

by ManCHiLds February 6, 2012

Spanish Escalator

A group of Mexican women stacked on top of each other, covered in taco sauce and chili peppers. A guy then proceeds to individually ass-rape each girl with a nacho-cheese covered dick.

Dude, I went to Sanchez's party, there was a Spanish Escalator going on.

by E.E. Atbls May 28, 2009

spanish challenge

The act of going half and half on a fifth of tequila with a friend and combining team efforts to consume the entire contents of the bottle before the sun rises again. You will become muy borachos if you complete the challenge.

Eh Hoambre, you up for a Spanish challenge this New Years Eve?

Hey man, we need to Spanish challenge this shit!

My girlfriend has been stressing me out, wanna do a Spanish Challenge this weekend?

by El Hoambre November 19, 2013

spanish goggles

The act of placing one's testicles over the eyes of another, usually during the act of fellatio.

Bro, I totally gave her the spanish goggles while she was sucking my dick!

by TheKesh July 20, 2011

Spanish sex dream

When you're blissfully dreaming of a sexual serenade in Spanish and you find yourself stimulated by your boyfriend's punctual penis. Your erotic foreign fantasy becomes midnight magnetism.

mmm, my Spanish sex dream became a spicy seduction of the situation.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016