snarfologist

Seat sniffing: A banal, but deeply seated appeal.

Person #1: Is that guy sniffing those seats?
Person #2: Yep. What a loser snarfologist.

by nolongerhuman November 16, 2011

sneef

Sniffing of the toe pits. Inhalation so deep that you can feel the air between your toes.

That sneef was exactly what my foot needed. When my girlfriend was done sucking my toes she finished with a sneef.

by funkmasterjes August 26, 2013

snarfelarf

an onomatopoeic word for the snorting noise you make when you eat like a pig.

More commonly found in domestic animals such as cats or dogs.

'Dude slow down you're snarfelarfing!'
'Sorry man, i'll eat quieter'

'Damnit stop eating so fast you freaking weirdo'
'Meow?'

by Margni Refinn November 17, 2013

snarfel

Snarfel is when you are ice fishing and a seal pulls down your trousers and slowly blowjobs thy dick .

Dude i just got snarfel today and it was crazy!

by beefy nrop December 28, 2014

Sneef

A sneeze and a queef at the same time.

Oh my god did she just Sneef?

by Somebody that you used to kill July 25, 2014

Sneef

A verb that describes the 2 part act of: 1) person 1 placing their nostril on person 2's anus then 2) person one draws in air through their nose ("sniffs") as person two farts ("beefs"). Its a cross between a sniff and a beef. Hence "Sneef"

Remember when Rob sneefed Peter at the company party? I almost ralphed!

by Plashdog August 20, 2014

Snarff

Moron

What a snarff

by Basketballislife21 April 15, 2015