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sneaky pete 

one who pretends one is a flaming homosexual in order to get close to ones girlfriend
boy that tristan sure is a sneaky pete!!!
sneaky pete by Dylan HARDYY June 11, 2006

sneaky leaky 

Cumming in your girl's ass while she's sleeping and having her discover the cum dripping from her butt in the morning.
My girl isn't talking to me because of the sneaky leaky I gave her last night.
sneaky leaky by SlimGravy February 8, 2008

one cheek sneak 

A George Carlin joke: You lift one butt cheek and muscle out a small fart. It would usually sound weak, unless you powerhouse it. Best for church.
Kid: Oh man *lifts one cheek and lets out a small fart*
Preacher: mmmm, sweet Jesus.
AFTER CHURCH
Kid: I call that one the one cheek sneak.

sneakdate 

to date someone behind someone else's back after making a promise neither of you would date them.

Said on JONAS, the T.V. show starring the Jonas Brothers.
"Looks to me like we're all trying to sneakdate Maria." - Nick Jonas, as said by on JONAS.
sneakdate by honestdater May 31, 2009

Sneaky Pete 

Cheap fortified wine, in particular the type drunk by winos on skid row such as Mad Dog, Night Train, and Thunderbird. Winos often "fortify" wine with other alcohol, including denatured alcohol such as rubbing alcohol and sterno.
But you take that Sneaky Pete 1 stuff they're drinkin' nowadays. That's wors'n anything! Nah .... I would'n touch'a stuff! That Sneaky Pete drives a man crazy! And it ain't nothin' but cheap wine! That's all it is! You know that guy, crazy Mike, who's always comin'in here makin' trouble? He got that way drinkin' that Sneaky Pete stuff! I won't touch it. I wouldn't touch it if you give me all'uh money in the world! I wouldn't touch a drop of it! No sir!
Sneaky Pete by RevWaldo September 29, 2010

sneak attack 

Really awesome move where you bang a chic in the ass, and just before you cum, pull out and spit on her neck. Innocently thinking you finished, she turns around, just in time for you to nail her in the face.
sneak attack by Liz May 15, 2003