sleeping bag slurpee

enclosing a slumbering victim in a sleeping bag, then throwing said bag off a cliff.

things going rough with the ol gf, i got the move for you. ok, so you're sixty-nining your girlfriend - make sure she's in there headfirst - and hurriedly get out and zip her in the bag. then throw the sleeping bag off a cliff, it's the old sleeping bag slurpee. that'll teach her.

by mwg April 27, 2008

shexting

Sending picture(s) of your feces to your buddie(s) via picture message on your cell phone.

Duder 1: "Hey man did you get that pic I sent you this morning?"

Duder 2: "Fuck yea, that shit was a beast son! Thanks for shexting me that."

Duder 1: "There's plenty more where that came from."

by westfalia December 22, 2009

shexting

the art of texting whilst taking a shit

SHEXTEE – the recipient of the shitty text.
SHEXTOR – the text shitter, loud and proud.
SHEXTUPLATES – many friends shexting from various bogs around the globe.

Tam : Damn Jimmy, you must have a chronic case of the gary glitters, that’s half a fuckin hour you’ve been in the shitter?

Jimmy : am just shexting tam, its all good.

by peter sutcliffes lovechild July 22, 2011

Sleeping brown giant

The action of having a massive shit, usually quite jarring and surprising in nature, no more than one hour after waking up.

Wow dude, the sleeping brown giant i just encountered totally burned my bunghole because of the hot wings I ate last night. I wasn't even really awake yet, but I definitely am now.

by JaxAttax September 23, 2010

Poor mans sleeping pill

A real good swallow blow job when you just cant sleep.

Baby I can sleep, I need a poor mans sleeping pill.

by fresh5 October 12, 2010

Sleeping with Sirens

Another "post hardcore" band with mediocre talents, the only reason they are around right now is because this genre is in style, especially among teenage girls who have no idea what good music and lyricism really is, half the reason they even like this crap is because they find the singer attractive. I tried listening to a couple songs by these guys and i just couldn't do it, the boring vocals, the sub par lyrics and the stereotypical look of the band members just made it unbearable. There are good bands in this genre, but this group is not one of them.

There are so many bands out there like this, it gets old. Also the singer sounds like a fucking chick.

What does Nsync, Justin Bieber, and Sleeping with Sirens have in common?

They are all marketed towards teenage girls.

by TrueGrave May 16, 2013

Sleeping on me

It means to hate on someone.

Jake: Haha you are so ugly and gay af

Me: Quit sleeping on me and or I will beat your ass little guy.

by I got you with the slang terms April 13, 2018