skeeter biscuit 

A Southern slut who is unclean, and trifling.

That cross-eyed girl who works at Torino's is a real skeeter biscuit.

skeeter biscuit by volsgirl1976 February 22, 2011

Speed Skeeter 

Someone who blows his load early, a pre-mature ejaculator. Rarely a good thing, speed skeeters arent accepted in todays world often excluded and not wanted to performe sexual acts.

"I heard John's a speed skeeter is that true?"
"Yes it is, i almost feel bad for the poor bastard."

Speed Skeeter by tagger June 11, 2006

Ice Skeet 

When the male is surprised into orgasm when his partner blows him with an ice cube in his or her mouth.

She read about it in Cosmo... she thought I'd enjoy it, but as soon as her cold lips touched by crown I Ice Skeeted all over.

Ice Skeet by Strangehouse July 18, 2010

Emilee Sheets 

An amazing person, and the best girl on this planet. You will notice her easily from her eyes, she will go out of her way to make everyone happy, especially her lover, so cross paths with her, and I'll beat your fucking ass. Because she's mine. And no one can take her.

"Omg did u see Emilee Sheets today!? AMAZING!"

Emilee Sheets by Andrew Colley June 23, 2019

Team Skeet 

A group of sexy gents that can get any girl 🤞

Girl 1: Who are those guys over there?
Girl 2: thats team skeet 🥵🥵

Team Skeet by MainUncle March 19, 2021

competitive between the sheets 

Having an active and pleasurable sex life with your significant other.

Buddy: So, you and your wife of 5 years still get it on or what?

Me: Hell yeah, we keep it competitive between the sheets.

competitive between the sheets by the Schonz August 8, 2008

Farted in the bed sheets 

To severely mess things up with one's significant other. (This is a reference to a dutch oven)

Man I really farted in the bed sheets last night when I came home from work pissed off and took it out on my fiancee.

Farted in the bed sheets by Fallen_hero_06 August 14, 2008