shadow simping

Simping on a girl who is already in a relationship

“Gus is cool but he’s always shadow simping Mike’s girl so I don’t really trust him.”

by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022

Straight Simping

A term used by lesbians when simping for a straight girl

“Hannah’s straight simping again. This time for Maya.”

Hannah: “How could I not she’s so cute

by track.fruit22 May 24, 2022

sophisticated simplicity

The art of doing something so simple, that people praise, adore, or even envy you.

Bottle flip
Perfect circles
Etc.

"Did you see that dude flip that bottle and land it? That's Sophisticated simplicity right there!"

by King Zooted November 25, 2022

Wilton Sampaio

a brazillian referee who usually wants a bit of kylian mbappes dick. the man cost england a place in the semi finals against the french and after the match he was driving to the french players hotel and celebrating with them

wilton sampaio go fuck yourself

by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

virtue simping

A simp or an incel that calls out other simps, and incels in hopes of gaining positive attention from the men or women they're trying to sleep with.

Does he really think his virtue simping is going to get him laid.

by Ash4796 April 21, 2023

My simpies

My sympathies but ur stoned

"Owch, I stubbed my toe!"

" My simpies dude"

by Jennyfish February 9, 2024

Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".

1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.

by Based Fiend July 5, 2024