by heckofaday May 19, 2016
When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts
by Joekerzwild December 08, 2017
The man was balled short when his wife caught him in bed with another woman nut less organs testicles
by Nutlee January 05, 2011
Not as many people seem to remember Short Circuit as the Matrix, it might be that it didn't have enough special effects for some people.
by The Original Agahnim January 23, 2022
The art of sifting through ashtrays to find partially smoked cigarettes. (Usually done when one has no cigarettes of their own to smoke)
by Mr. Arkade March 03, 2014
"Once I was served a summons at a friends wedding to appear court, I realized that I have been short roped!
by beebob40 November 11, 2009