one shit wonder

While taking a dump, a person simply produces just one big long piece of shit that amazes the human eye. Although, this will be the only piece of shit you're able to get out during your entire bathroom session, the joy that comes with it is immeasurable. Common feelings include deep satisfaction, amazement, relief, and a well sense of being.

"I felt like my ass was gonna explode after all those tacos we ate man! But, instead I just had a one shit wonder! The thing had to be a good foot and a half long. So satisfying. So soothing"

by Mr Tasty May 29, 2009

Wish in one hand, shit in the other.

"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first." When a person wants the impossible.

Joe: We need world peace. Can't we just all get along?
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.

by ebensteben April 27, 2008

lose one's shit

To have a complete mental and physical breakdown as a result of someone's jackassery or assholery.

When I mentioned I wanted to become a woman, my girlfriend totally lost her shit.

Good grief, if you kids don't stop with this jackassery, I'm going to lose my shit!

by groovygrrl October 13, 2004

one hit shit

Weed often found in legends and story books. No one knows if it really exists, or if it is just a myth. According to the stories, one hit is enough to get you high. Some people tell of crazy things happening when they smoke one hit shit, however it i never known whether these stories are true.

one hit shit is a stoners holy grail

by deee June 19, 2004

One Sheet Shit

A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.

Steve: 'Man, just had a one sheet shit!"
Phil: "So jealous brah."

by airborne8 October 28, 2010

One Hit Shit

A very powerful type of pot, supposivly get you fucked up in one hit

HOLY FUCK (COUGH COUGH) is this the mystical One hit shit?!?

by Jonathan December 9, 2003

one wipe shit

A bowl movement that only requires one wiping of toilet paper to remove all of the poop residue from one's anus. A one wipe shit usually falls out of the anus at a high velocity and has a very solid, low liquid form; yet, it produces no splash back from the toilet bowl water.

I ate so much fiber that my poop dropped out of my anus and barely left any residue, requiring only one wipe to clean my butt hole. I wish that all of my daily shits were one wipe shits so that I could save money on toilet paper.

Mentioned on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11

by pzeke August 14, 2011