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T-Series 

T-Series is an Indian music record label and film production company founded in the 1960's and became popular in India as most of the top musicians have worked with them. They used to sell cassettes and CD's from the 90's to 00's but since 2010, they also have a YouTube channel featuring artists from all over India that people from the Indian subcontinent listen to avidly. Currently, in 2018 it has edged out Pewdiepie, who was the formerly the most subscribed channel on YouTube and thus was brought into the limelight.
Angry Pewdiepie Fan : T-Series suckss!!! SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE!!!!
Literally Anyone Else with an ounce of common sense: It doesn't really matter cause Pewdiepie is still the most subscribed person on YouTube, as T-Series is a corporation.
Mature People: Why does anyone need to care about subscriber count anyway? Don't you guys have anything better to do?
T-Series by no_user_name_required November 15, 2018

sexiest man alive

a man who's tall dark and handsome...a guitar god...wonder who that could be?
um....KIRK HAMMETT!!!!!!
sexiest man alive by Sam April 11, 2004

BMW 3 series 

Originating from the BMW 2002, the 3 series has set the standard for sports sedan category, and remains to be an excellent machine today. Many other companies have made cars that can compete, but BMW still provides the best driving experience hands down, and regularly wins in comparisons against the competition. Although near the entry level for BMW, a stripped 335 convertible will be at least $50,000. Also known for being hated on by those who cannot afford it, similar to most other expensive foreign cars. But, as an owner, I would highly recommend this car to everyone, as its quite fast, gets amazing gas mileage, and in 5 years of ownership, I have yet to do anything besides routine maintenance.
Hater: "Wow, you have a BMW, you must be a total asshole!"
BMW Driver: "Don't be angry because your car is a pile - rather, you should judge people on their personality, rather than superficial traits or items"
Hater: "Dick!"
BMW Driver: "Ah, well, its not my fault you're an idiot"

Person 1: "I've been looking at the BMW 3 series - i've heard that they're an amazing car"
BMW Driver: "Yeah, they look amazing, drive great, get amazing gas mileage, and have an amazing maintenance plan - BMW will play for anything for the first four years"
Person 1: "Damn, that sure beats my American POS thats been to the shop five times in the first year of ownership, is ugly, and gets terrible mileage"

The Sexiest Devotchka 

A fantastically tall DANISH IRISH high-jumper from "Da Mesa" in Santa Barbara, California. While many believe she's a barely-legal dead-sexy blonde, the fact of the matter is she's not legal at all! Note that this does not stop the amazingly high Crunkage rates, including (but not limited to):

1. Vanilla Rum in Las Vegas, NV
2. Multiple Screwdrivers in Las Vegas, NV
3. "Kelli's Jungle Punch" in Ventura, CA
4. Braaaaaandizzle's "What the fuck happened last night" drink and smokefest in Oak View, California

Few can control her, with the exception of Negro Police on bicycles and Nutella Salesmen (Not to mention her old-bald-guy fetish king, The Bruce.)

Has been known (at times) to have construction workers incarcerated at her leisure.

Often found near the "Straight Neeg" Nathalie (Follow the scent of Marijuana)

You'd hit it. Oh yes, You'd Hit It.
Hey, did you hear about The Sexiest Devotchka's lame friend who drank 1/10th of Vodka? Haha what a pussy!

Sexielexie 

Term, used when you go down on your woman and she queefs in your mouth, saying"taste the rainbow"
Mary's always complaining that we're not intimate enough, last night I gave her a sexielexie.
Sexielexie by KittenV April 18, 2020