Scrub

No money

No girl

No friends

dirty

greasy

Yo look at bro over there, hes such a scrub!

by nsaguvjnsadkfmc April 28, 2010

scruffable

Word describing somebody as sexually attractive. Seems to be well known to students from Adelaide University around the late 80s to early 90s.

Kristal: OMG Becky! He's like _so_ scruffable!
Becky: Yeah! He's just like that guy who owns Hoobajoob

by SSilvester August 5, 2004

Scrufism

To make up a completley moronic excuse and actually believe you will fool people into believing you.

"did you hear her? She said she got lost on her way to class. This is the end of her Junior year! What a scrufism."

by Mookookookoowookoolookoo May 31, 2007

scruff monkey

1. One whom looks very scruffy.
2. One with a bum-like appearance due to insufficient shaving habits.

Joe hasn't shaved for a few days. He's starting to really look like a scruff monkey.

by Vincent M. November 12, 2007

scruffus

noun. - A scruffy but lovable person or animal, one who is unkempt in appearance but still endearing.

Today, my husband came home from his construction job looking like a scruffus.

by sundei76 October 8, 2008

scruffypup

a girl often of short stature seen in old comfy clothing, who you know will look like she has a pedigree when tidied up

"man look at that over there!"
"she is one scruffypup"
"needs her coat grooming for sure man"

by goatboy69 February 25, 2009

scruffilating

The act of extreme snuggling by a puppy of the scruffy kind.

Was the scruffilation at an all time high today?

Look at that puff scruffilating!

Oh, did you scruff with him, how was the scruffilating?

by Leggleston November 25, 2013