Hand Scratch

That moment when you feel that scratch IN YOUR HAND and you scratch it with your teeth

"Dude, why is she doing that?"
"Dude, thats the Hand Scratch."

by Orcaheart April 21, 2021

drama stretch

While, in the middle of exercising (usually jogging), when one decides to suddenly start stretching to make a spectacle of themselves. This mostly occurs in crowded areas so that others are forced to watch, or in a severe case, dodge the stretcher if they happen to be blocking a sidewalk or trail. The drama stretcher will appear to be in some other world oblivious to onlookers, but they are quite aware of the attention.

I can’t believe how many drama stretchers are in this park. Does anyone actually do any running around here?

Damn, I almost hit that drama stretcher with my bike. Don’t these people look before they stretch and take up the whole trail.

by DC Derailleurs May 6, 2021

Bottle of scratch

Any bottle of liquor of wine you plan on getting messed up on.

Guys let's pick up a bottle of scratch on the way home and get wasted.

by Whiteyzx September 30, 2011

Grizzly back scratcher

The act of wall sitting on a tree in the woods and deficating while recieving head

Alessandro wants to be the first man to get a grizzly back scratcher

by Juicy jesus October 8, 2014

Mongolian back scratcher

When someone shits in their hand then gives you a good rough back scratching

How was your date with jenica? "Great until she gave me a Mongolian back scratcher"

by Wally the wanker February 10, 2017

Y’all niggas finna stretch?

A term used by the elusive whitefish, nobody really knows what it means. On the contrary, does the elusive whitefish even exist?

The elusive whitefish: "y’all niggas finna stretch?"

Literally everyone: "bro what?"

by The Elusive Whitefish July 31, 2019

Scrotch

A derogatory word derived from "Scrotum" and "Crotch", used to define an indefinable sex; usually associated with a hermaphrodite. This word can also be used when insulting another person.

Person 1: Is that a guy or a girl?
Person 2: It's a scrotch!

Person 3: Don't be such a scrotch.

by Coopers June 25, 2007