Black Salmon

When a person freezes a turd and uses it as a sex toy anally until it thaws out and returns to the ocean or toilet.

The black salmon hid under the ice until it swam back and fourth to warm up and eventually returned to the ocean.

by Millwrightthor November 5, 2022

Salmon Can

A penis, that is wider then it is shorter. This is a term used when around a group of people, and you don't want them to know you hooked up with someone that wrecked your pussbox. Instead of saying Chode, you say Salmon Can

Whore 1 - Damn, that nigga had a chode last night, total...
Whore 2 - Jessi there are people around!
Whore 1 - My bad, that nigga had a salmon can in his fridge last night, wrecked my pussbox completely.

by ObeyYourHeart February 3, 2010

Sexy Salmon

When a woman has a seizure during sex but you keep trying to have intercourse

Me and Becky did the sexy salmon and that’s why she is in the hospital

by The Fish Fingerer October 29, 2018

salmon cavern

A smelly vagina.

Alice: Wanna Netflix and chill?
Chad: Ain't gonna be putting my wood in that Salmon Cavern tonight.

by athh96@! January 23, 2018

Salmon

The opposite of a catfish. Someone who is more attractive in person than on social media.

Sara is a salmon. She’s so much prettier in person

by anonymous May 7, 2025

Akmad Salmon

A creature of pestilence that begins all suffering when tension runs high

It cannot process what you are saying within that time period and will not tolerate backlash

The akmad salmon was very cringy and closed box

by Zenkai boost September 10, 2025

Salmon-Beard-Santa

A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.

Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.

by thehighyeast September 30, 2012