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spit on the salmon

To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.

The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.

Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.
Did u get some at the party?- friend

Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-
by Cheesylobster August 10, 2019
mugGet the spit on the salmonmug.

Salmon poaching

Fingering using at least two or more fingers, in a tickling motion. Putting your hand in a wet place, wiggling them about and hoping for a bite.
We were lying in bed together and I decided to do a bit of salmon poaching
by SeansMinx February 29, 2020
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Black Salmon

When a person freezes a turd and uses it as a sex toy anally until it thaws out and returns to the ocean or toilet.
The black salmon hid under the ice until it swam back and fourth to warm up and eventually returned to the ocean.
by Millwrightthor November 5, 2022
mugGet the Black Salmonmug.

Salmons

Salmon but with a s at the end. Usually the last name of a sexy man with a long cock.
Girl: what’s that kids last name?

Boy: oh it’s salmons like salmon but with a s
Girl: oh he must have a big dick
by Hottysauce November 20, 2021
mugGet the Salmonsmug.

Swedish Salmon

People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.
I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.
by playedthedleif January 26, 2019
mugGet the Swedish Salmonmug.

slap some salmon on it

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is
Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it
by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018
mugGet the slap some salmon on itmug.

Alex Salmon

WOW ITS MY LITTLE CUTIE PATOOTIE ALEX SALMON- MISHA
by LUELLAISSOCOOL November 7, 2022
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