To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.
The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.
Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.
The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.
Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.
Did u get some at the party?- friend
Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-
Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-
by Cheesylobster August 10, 2019

Fingering using at least two or more fingers, in a tickling motion. Putting your hand in a wet place, wiggling them about and hoping for a bite.
by SeansMinx February 29, 2020

When a person freezes a turd and uses it as a sex toy anally until it thaws out and returns to the ocean or toilet.
The black salmon hid under the ice until it swam back and fourth to warm up and eventually returned to the ocean.
by Millwrightthor November 5, 2022

Girl: what’s that kids last name?
Boy: oh it’s salmons like salmon but with a s
Girl: oh he must have a big dick
Boy: oh it’s salmons like salmon but with a s
Girl: oh he must have a big dick
by Hottysauce November 20, 2021

I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.
by playedthedleif January 26, 2019

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

by LUELLAISSOCOOL November 7, 2022
