Sad Horny

The sad yet horny feeling sometimes acquired from drinking while feeling down or numb.

I had a few at the local watering hole, now I’m sad horny.

by Moonputty February 3, 2023

sad napkin

The grool and jizz-encrusted fast food napkin often found on the floor mat the morning after disappointing car sex.

I was taking my mother to brunch this morning and was hoping she didn't ask about sad napkin on the passenger seat floor.

by rugbykiltman November 13, 2022

sad buster

An extremely empathetic friend, on facebook, or even in the physical world who is there to give sympathy and to listen to your concerns.

No need to go "cold finger" or to pretend your phone is dying in a world with sad busters.

They spin a positive logic out of the bits and pieces that make up the internet especially. They love introverts.

Contrary to the urban dictionary post regarding "sympathy seekers" sad people are worth the sympathy they achieve!

She always makes me feel better. She is a true sad buster

by hmm...Moniker June 10, 2011

hella sad

An extremeness of sad fellings and depression

That girl sobbing her eyes out is hella sad.

by Niotn December 28, 2013

Sad Archie

A reference from the popular space game, Endless Sky, "Sad Archie" is a reference for when a band intentionally finishes a big concert with one of their slower songs, with the intent being to calm down a chaotic crowd. This can help prevent overly-excited fans from releasing their energy in potentially destructive ways. A Sad Archie typically utilizes a slow mellow song written to inspire a melancholy feeling, either by its prose or by its melody. Often both.

In the game Endless Sky, Sad Archie is a song played by the aptly named band "There Might Be Riots" at the end of each concert to prevent damage to public property.

"I went to the AC/DC concert last night and they totally pulled a Sad Archie. Their last song was Ride On and by the end I was in tears."

by ClivetheRock July 6, 2023

Sad lasagna

Meaning being so sad or upset your energy is the equivalent to bland lasagna.

"Jim's cat just passed away and his energy lately has been such Sad lasagna

by Milo Max February 16, 2019

Sad Saltine

A hand job given using tears as lube, culminating disparagingly in her mouth.

Hey man how was your night with Dee? Bad at first but I convinced her to do a sad saltine even though her dog died.

by Keystoned4 September 7, 2018