Sausage Convention

Any party, gathering, night club, etc. where men go to meet babes but is full only of men.

I went to the club last night but it was nothing but a sausage convention

by fast September 3, 2004

sausage smuggler

A girl or guy who likes people to perform anal sex on them.

All that girl likes is anal sex, she's a real sausage smuggler.

by appolonia December 15, 2008

Sausage Party

The sausage party theory consists of two variables, a male and female. When a party or a group consists of a male to female ratio of 2:1 it is considered a Sausage Party. At any given time, if a male is in this situation, he is considered gay until the sausage party ratio has been lifted.

Examples : When there are 7 guys and 1 girl, this is a 7:1 ratio this is considered a sausage party.

Bro that party last night was a total sausage party

by GetDry May 6, 2020

holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially when done in a secluded public place - for example a cinema seat.

'See that bloke over there? He's got his jacket over his lap, but it looks like he's holding hands with sausage.'
'Dirty git!'

by Uncle Whippity May 8, 2008

snausage party

etymology: a play on the term sausage party, substituting snausage for sausage

function: noun

a party, group or other gathering comprised mainly of female-to-male (FTM) transgender people

Santa Cruz, what a snausage party!

by Elliott July 20, 2008

thunder sausage

an explosive excrement, usually exceeding 3 inches in diameter

I thought I was going to take a normal dump, but instead, I dropped a thunder sausage.

by FredtheBunny August 23, 2006

fluffy sausage wallet

A funny yet derogatory word for female genetals.

I totally wrecked her fluffy sausage wallet last night.

by trabenbass April 18, 2011