safety net

To line the bowl of the toilet with loo roll so the poo wont land in the water that you will have just pissed in and splash piss all over your bare ass. Also useful if you have an interest in what size, colour etc of your poo as it will land on the tissue for examination

Oh I forgot to put a safety net down, my ass is covered in piss and my poo has sunk

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

Bob saget

when someone is frustrated or wants to be random yell out BOB SAGET!!!!!

oh gosh darn BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ons June 28, 2008

safety kill

a term commenly used in airsoft to where a player is closer then 10 feet from an enemy...this player would say saftey kill rather then shooting and the enemy would be out!!

Austin is the master of safety kill!!with over 3000 safety kills under his belt he is an expert!!

by addteamcaptain December 23, 2008

Safety

A person who remains sober at a party to ensure nobody gets into trouble or gets hurt. Often the same person as the designated driver.

"Dude, play safety tonight, just in case I try to jump off the roof again."

by crunchrunner February 15, 2010

Bob Saget

Coolest Mother Fucker Around.

Girl 1: OMG Its Bob Saget!
Girl 2: He is so fucking cool!

by brianOFosiris January 21, 2009

safety buzz

adj. The bare minimum alcohol intake to maintain ones personal chosen state of mind.

We can't go to the club until I get my safety buzz at home.

by Esq de Noir September 25, 2006

safety net

an extension of the slang 'safe' where a situation is extremely favourable, an ultimate plus.

Me: yo how much wud u rate this girl from 1-10
friend:damn shes a fine 10, u know her?
Me: yea im gonna see her in a couple of weeks and shes up for it
friend: Safety net!

by jungalistjez May 8, 2005