Arkansas Steamer

An Arkansas Steamer is an extra large, extra stinky cat turd, whose odor will gag you, make your eyes water and may cause you to lose your balance.

An Arkansas Steamer is an extra large, extra stinky cat turd, whose odor will gag you, make your eyes water and may cause you to lose your balance.

by The Compost Man March 4, 2009

carpet steamer

A girl in the act of masturbating with a shower head.

Gina was one hell of a carpet steamer.

by J00mama May 30, 2006

Phoenix Steamer

A Cleveland Steamer that is performed outdoors on a hot, sunny day. The man shits on the woman's chest while she is sunbathing. When the sun has completely baked the pile of shit, the man eats it off of the woman's chest, revealing a shit-shaped tanline.

Q: Where's Missy?
A: She's at the tanning salon trying to even out the tanlines she got from the Phoenix Steamer Craig gave her.

by AZsteamer September 16, 2006

Yemeni Steamer

The sexual act of inflating your partner's rectum with smoke (tobacco, marijuana, crack) then using a hookah/shisha pipe to smoke from the rectum.

I Yemeni Steamered Bobby and it was awesome.

by T- HIV February 7, 2007

Cleveland steamer

When a guy takes a dump on a girls chest and then proceedes to titty bang her.

That cleveland steamer sure was nasty to Sarah, but she likes it better than a dirty sanchez.

by TheBig Lebowski August 1, 2009

Tucson Steamer

Tying your victim's wrists and ankles to the bedposts then shitting on the person's face and leaving the person lying there until the shit dries(everything is dry in the desert)

GM deserves a Tucson Steamer!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

English Steamer

When having a sleep over and someone passes out early. Tape a Tea Bag to said persons forehead and pee on them. That way you are making them a fresh Batch of PeeTea that will sure to piss over whoever your peeing on.

At Taylor's B-Day party, Tim fell asleep and we all decided to give him a English Steamer to wake him up seeing as how he fell alseep first.

by halo3nerd June 25, 2008