Shmetted

Absolutely wrecked, destroyed, done for.

Kyle: what happened to Andy?

DMoe: he got shmetted…
Kyle: How bad ??

Sam: He got absolutely shmothed

Kyle: damn slime….

by Ran2ccio December 19, 2025

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pre-sheathing

The act of putting on a prophylatic underneath one's trousers before going out one evening in anticipation of copulating

Often used by people who are inexperienced in putting them on

Also known as BGM

I was surprised when I thought he was handing me a banana in the club, but it turned out he had just been pre-sheathing

by k-ferriter May 22, 2011

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Healthy shmelthy

When you shit and no matter how much you wipe, your ass is still shitty.

This morning i had a Healthy shmelthy and needed a manpon.

by Dr. Ratfuck February 7, 2012

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shlopper-shmearer

an asshole that shlops or shmears paint,stain or other liquids.Typically uneducated or too stupid to perform other forms of employment(one who usually has brain damage from breathing toxic fumes for prolonged periods).

Honey, can we paint the dining room?Yes dear, Ill hire a "shlopper-shmearer"asap.

by Why I Outta April 7, 2013

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