sticky situation

the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

now that is a sticky situation!

by BBBBob October 28, 2006

Boner Situation

A situation that is likely to give a boner. Usually involve women (for straight people).

Exemple:
Guy #1: Yo man, I was at some Jess' party and Megan kept shaking her ass on me. I felt like dry sex.

Guy #2 : Bro, what a nice Boner Situation.

by Ramsmaster June 7, 2010

win-whatever situation

You could either win or the outcome doesn't impact your life in a negative way, per se

Olivia- "So, I wanna email this 27yr old professional guy. I liked his personal ad and hes hot, but I don't think he wants to date an 18yr old and I don't like rejection" :/

Micky- "Well, email rejection is the least harsh form of rejection. The way I see it, its a win-whatever situation" :/

by MickyM0nk3y December 15, 2010

Situationship

A toxic rehab relationship characterized by leaving the facility against medical advice, and relapsing together. After a short run fueled by crack cocaine and liquor, they return to the same facility to star the cycle over.

“Mark and Juliets situationship didn’t work out again”

“What!! That’s the third time”

by Tygunnin April 10, 2021

Situationship

It's not exactly a relationship, just a situation you're stuck in, where you're both unhappy but you're trying to find some way to make it work.

That guy who was suppose to be my boyfriend was nothing but a situation, so no it wasn't a relationship it was a situationship!!!

by One Of The Editors ;] April 17, 2015

Situational Beauty

A moment in time where someone whom you find completely unattractive actually looks like someone you would want to procreate with. Common among celebrities who get airbrushed beyond recognition.

(shows a magazine cover with Kristen Stewart on it actually looking pretty)
Amy: "Who do you think this is?"
Eddie: "She's pretty."
Amy: "It's Kristen Stewart."
Eddie: "Oh, she's having a situational beauty moment... good for her."

by scissorbot August 16, 2011

situational song

A song that perfectly depicts the current events and or feelings in your life.

Person A "shit my girl just dumped me"
Person B "I got the perfect situational song for this"

by WWYKI Octopus September 29, 2011