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secret ingredient

1.) The part of the recipe that is protected by lock and key so no one will copy the success of such a perfect concoction. Usually the SECRET INGREDIENT is what distinguishes the original article from phony wannabes, look-alikes and knock-offs similarly to the effect of "special sauce".

2.) Euphemism for something (anything) added to the mix (or to the take-out food order) that's not supposed to be in there. Added to accomplish crafty revenge, the SECRET INGREDIENT is usually undetected. But there's hell to pay if one is caught.
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1.) People have tried for years to copy the seasoning recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken to no avail. Colonel Sanders' SECRET INGREDIENT is worth millions.

3.) "I didn't work at Burger King for long, but if I ever saw a cop ordering a hamburger I always made sure it was a booger burger if I could get away with spittin' my SECRET INGREDIENT on the pickles.
by Bongo Cholomongo September 21, 2006
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30 Second Tokio Romance

1) A fan of 30 Seconds to Mars, Tokio Hotel, and My Chemical Romance.

2) A quickie with a Japanese prostitute.
1) I'm a die hard 30 Second Tokio Romance fan.

2) Last night, I had a 30 Second Tokio Romance with a girl named Candi.
by LetoKaulitzWay July 7, 2009
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Jonas Secrets

A group of creepers on facebook who talk about the Jonas Brothers and make up different theories about the boys' life.
Dude I just joined this group Jonas Secrets. Did you know that Joe Jonas stuffs with socks?
by RUCreepin December 22, 2008
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social security

A pyramid scheme run by the US Government. They promised to take your money to invest it for you so you'd have enough money to retire on, but from the very beginning they've just paid the people who are over 65 with the money sent in by the workers under 65. For any other organization to do this would be illegal. They don't make any real investments at all. They only 'invest' in other government agencies, which means they'll end up being paid back with yet more tax money taken by force from hard working Americans.
Joe Average says "I wanted to invest my money in a private account that I could control in order to plan for my retirement, but after paying tax for Social Security I didn't have enough left over to do that. If Social Security is so great, why do they have to force you to pay for it under threat of prison? If it was really so great, wouldn't people participate voluntarily?"
by Jake August 10, 2004
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Second

The second is the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the cesium-133 atom (at 0 Kelvin).
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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secret office romance

When two people are engaging in 'relations' without their colleagues knowing.
Duncan and Aimee liked to dock outside of work but denied they were having a secret office romance to their colleagues.
by ddodododdahdahdah September 29, 2005
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second-hand deuce

When you have to sit and shit on a still-warm toilet seat just used by another man's hairy ass.
I hated to do it, but I had to shit so bad, I had to experience a second-hand deuce! Adn there was still a hair on the seat!
by thamongrel May 11, 2008
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