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Scientology

A church who realized that everyone hated them, so they got a bunch of their brainwashed members to act like the public and post good things about the church of scientology. Don't believet the lies they feed you.
Bill: I joined the church of scientology
Joe: You also have a small wang
Bill: I know, but so did L. Ron Hubbard
by B-Duff March 12, 2009
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scientologist stew

another term for clam chowder.

Derived from a scientologist's belief that humankind comes from clams.
customer: What specials do you have tonight?

waitress: The Thursday special is scientologist stew.
by sarahsarah April 12, 2008
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Yeah, science, bitch!

This is a line spoken by the character Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad, when he sees how great Mr. White's crystal meth is because of improved technology. Use it in everyday conversation in a number of ways as follows.
1. To suggest that science is a stronger explanation for just about anything than religion is.
Dude 1: I prayed for my baby to get well, but I also took her to the doctor.
Dude 2: Yeah, science, bitch!

2. To point out the relationship between science and the creation of both pharmaceutical and recreational drugs.
Dude 1: I just took some dilaudid and I feel great. That migraine won't be bothering me again for a while.
Dude 2: Yeah, science, bitch!

3. To show how awesome it is to know science-y stuffs.
Dude 1: The sun is eight light-minutes away. That means that when it explodes, we won't know about it for eight minutes.
Dude 2: Yeah, science, bitch!
by Klonnie October 2, 2013
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Lux Scientific

One of the most bitchin' ass bongs ever. Made by the same people as roor.
Think with your brain: "Amazing bong". and you will see the Lux Scientific.
by The Mastuh January 20, 2009
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Data Scientist

A desperate attempt to make "statistician" sound sexy.
Girl: What do you work with?
Statistician: I'm a data scientist
Statistician: Eh, ok.. See you later right?
by Hkan September 9, 2016
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Science

(n)
1. knowledge or a system of knowledge covering general truths or the operation of general laws especially as obtained and tested through the scientific method and concerned with the physical world and its phenomena
Oh, how i hate physical science.

I don't understand Dr. Mroteks science class.
by krishna February 27, 2005
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Bachelor of Fake Science

(B.F.S.) A four-year degree that ain't worth shit. You will be making shit money if you are lucky enough to find a job. It's a degree that is categorized under Bachelor of Science (unfortunately).
Here are a few majors that would be categorized under Bachelor of Fake Science: General Studies, Kinesiology, Nutrition, Education, and Fashion Marketing.

On the other hand, Bachelor of Science consists of majors such as Physics, Engineer, Computer Science, Chemistry, and Mathematics.
by TheMot2009 October 22, 2012
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