Santa Coco

A very poweful doggo who is more powerful than god and is the pet of the god of bread
Is it santa?, or a dog? no its Santa coco!
by Ultracanda August 27, 2022
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Santa Block

Verb. To take someones elses gift idea and claim it as your own. Thereby gaining the credit and cudios for a well thought out gift.
I told my bother about the tv on sale and how i was going to get it for mom and dad on christmas but he "Santa blocked" me and got it for her first.
by Dave Ren November 18, 2011
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santa's gooch

The period of time between Christmas Day and New Year's Day
'I've booked the whole of Santa's Gooch off work. I'm going to put Baileys in my cereal!'
by |\|()()|3 sp33|< December 05, 2016
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Santa Weight

Weight you put on over the winter holidays, due to the crap ton of candy and baked goods available
1 : "Be honest, does this dress make me look fat?"
2: "I mean, you have put on some weight since I last saw you."
1: "Yeah, but it's Santa weight. I'm gonna lose it by January."
by Xpngs&cats December 06, 2016
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Sticky Santa

A term used when you ejaculate all over your own chin. Notably known in the street of Cherry Vale in Preston.
Oh no, I just nutted all over my chin now I’m a sticky Santa. Grrrrrrr
by MysteriousPenguin January 24, 2019
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Santa Fever

Similar to Jungle and Yellow fever, Santa fever is a increased affinity or even fetish towards tall, bearded, well-built, mature white men.
Perpetuated by dilfs, daddy culture, and lumbersexuality.
"How do you like that guy?" Brenda asks. "You know I have Santa fever. Eh, give him a beard and I'd be on top of his lap in no time," Niecy excitedly replies.
by Niecythegreat March 15, 2016
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Santa Clause

A fat harry man that breaks into your house on christmas night. Drinks the sticky white stuff the fourteen year old leaves out in the fridge. Rapes you under the bed then gives you a sededation and puts you back to sleep, then he has an affair with your mother. Finally, he is every boys idol because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Me: Jackson us such a Santa Clause.
by Karen's Acrylics October 21, 2019
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