The Oral Roberts

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl, and right before you cum you pull out and cover her face, then finish by throwing an open bible in her face and telling her to REPENT!

My girlfriend was bugging me to wake up early sunday and go to church, but I convinced her to just take "The Oral Roberts" instead.

by the Dildozer September 3, 2013

Robert Kraft

The act of soliciting a hand job after a massage.

“Bro, you been to that new massage parlor? For an extra $20 it’s a guaranteed Robert Kraft.”

by Dallasvegas321 March 14, 2019

Robert Largin

Incel with no jawline

Hey you look like Robert largin!

by jeiwbwjqvq June 7, 2021

Robert Riegler

The typical math teacher who dates his calculator and is cheating with the math book.

Robert Riegler doesn't like his students.

by closetlover101 August 14, 2019

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by shit words September 9, 2020

robert and natalia

An Icelandic slang for people who are meeting as friends but nothing more.

Do you want to do Robert and Natalia later?

by justaguyfromiceland February 11, 2018

Robert-Jan

male with a big penis

Timothy: ZAMN! his cock is huge.
Pablo: yes he's a real Robert-Jan

by Swaggamer69 November 28, 2021