Catholic Retard

Catholic retards think they are better than every other fucking person and think that saying sorry to a fucking priest means they can do anything they want.

Known for raping choirboys in the ass, all while saying your bad for masturbating
What a bunch of cuntbag hypocrites!
What my retarded dad is.

The Catholic Retard had anal sex with the choir boys then confessed it to the priest so he could do it again.

by AnalobliterationGod! July 7, 2019

retard

A derogatory term for a person who is mentally handicapped or learning disabled. Can be really hurtful, damaging and offensive.

"Look at that kid sitting by himself. He must be a retard!"

by Palanaki August 27, 2007

retail therapy

an excuse for people mostly female to go shopping when they're feeling bad, when in reality their bad feelings could be released/treated in other ways.

mandie went to the mall for a little retail therapy the day after matt dumped her.

by matt November 29, 2004

Retard Farmer

A person who looks over Retards

"hey look it's one of those Retard Farmers!" *Everyone Laughs*

by Mike March 1, 2004

retaliation

a counter action motivated by balancing the scales of personal justice

The student's retaliation against the professor 's unfair criticisms was justified with logical appeals weighed appropriately to the context of the situation and with knowledge about student conduct code beforehand.

by Linger January 9, 2016

retard check

A raid or instance boss or aspect of an encounter in World of Warcraft that is defined by the ability of group members to accomplish a simple task.

When the words "Do not move" appear in the middle of your screen while fighting the Shade of Aran and you continue to move, you have failed the retard check by killing your group members.

by Dexaw April 24, 2008

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006