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boner's remorse

The feeling of remorse or regret one gets after having sex with someone.
"At the time I thought it was a good idea to have sex with my ex-girlfriend. However, after we finished and she talked about starting the relationship again I had major boner's remorse."
by PolarTurbo July 27, 2009
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Boomer Remover

Aka covid 19 aka coronavirus. You get it cuz it only affects people over the age of 60. Ha.
P1: the coronavirus is now referred to as the 'boomer remover'
by loldix March 14, 2020
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remould

found in small, close knit communities a remould or a pack of remoulds can be defined as a person or people who dont quite fit, like a remoulded tire.
the pub aint half full of remoulds tonight... elm street.
by arch bishop don magic jaun October 1, 2004
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remorseless betty

When a female is performing oral sex on a male and proceeds to bite his dick and smash his balls.
Lucy gave Ricky a remorseless betty after she saw him kissing ethel
by Ivan Somoza September 23, 2006
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paisley removal

The male habit of trying to remove specks of faeces from the toilet bowl by using one's stream of urine.
I'm not saying the toilets at the snooker club are dirty, but i must have spent at least half an hour on paisley removal there the other night.
by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003
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straight man's remorse

Feelings of shame, embarrassment, confusion (about feelings and/or sexual orientation), or just plain freaking out by a straight man after having been too emotionally close, physically close, or sexual with another man, who may be straight, bisexual, or gay. Based on the concept of buyer's remorse.
Jim and John were both drunk, horny, and lonely last night and fooled around with each other. Today John has a serious case of straight man's remorse.

Doug and Bill were really drunk last night, and Doug was spilling his guts about his girlfriend, and how much he hates his father, and other stuff. Doug was crying and Bill ended up hugging him for a while. Now Doug has straight man's remorse.
by swede82 February 25, 2009
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buyer's remorse

The phenomenon of girls with low self-esteem who jump into bed with men (or women) they barely know, then afterwards are so filled by regret and disappointment and loneliness that they in some way try to justify their behavior by claiming that they were taken advantage of and didn't make a conscious personal choice.
"Well why did you sleep with him/her if it makes you this upset? Didn't you want to?"
"I...I don't know if I wanted to...I feel like I was taken advantage of."
"That's buyer's remorse bitch."
by alohamora November 2, 2008
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