Retard Race

A race in which contestants drop their pants to their ankles and run. (giving the appearance of being retarded) Whomever goes the farthest 'wins".

Dylan joined the frat boys in their stupid retard race, but at least he gained some dignity and stopped before he became the winner.

by Maylain November 14, 2005

Master Race

People who play PC games on PCs that aren't made by Apple.

Enjoying popular, overrated games like new Call of Duty games (Modern Warfare), World of Warcraft or The Sims excludes one from Master Race.

A gamer who isn't part of the master race is called a peasant.

Enjoy your RRODs, kiddies, no online (and no games), wagglan shovelware, paying for DLC, no upgrades, controllers useless for RTS or FPS and having an useless toy, which only plays (bad) games. At the same time I will enjoy my infinite collection of great games, most of which are better than the sum of garbage you can play on your toys. It feels good being Master Race.

by Coolthulhu June 14, 2011

The Master Race

The epic battle between piss and flush. When you flush the toilet before you finish peeing and try to complete your urination before the toilet is finished the flushing process.

"I competed in The Master Race today but the toilet won...I guess I had to pee more than I had originally anticipated!"

by J Rizzy February 3, 2010

Boner Race

A contest in which 2 or more people see who can achieve an erection first without visual or physical stimulation. These contests are generally announced at random and proven simply by showing the bulge in the pants. A boner race can not be announced if a contestant already has an erection. All contestants must start completely flaccid (this is of course based on the honor system). Cheating is grounds for immediate disqualification from all future boner races. The integrity of the sport must be upheld.

Initiator: I declare a boner race!

(time passes)

Winner: I win! Check out that hog!

by JD Millions March 15, 2011

The Race

Something Tay-K lost...

bitch i did the race.....
no hun u lost it

by Nikki Karimi January 14, 2018

drag race

1. Dead-stop drag: Where a solo car, or two competing cars, line up on a track at a common point side-by side (traffic light or starting gate). At the signal the vehicle(s) take off and race in a /usually/ straight line to get the best lap time.

2. Rolling-start drag: When one or more vehicle(s) approaches another already driving, and initiates a drag race- usually by 'revving' their engines or flashing their headlights, and drag race to get the most distance between the opponent(s)- usually the race ends around 3 or 4 car lengths. This type of race is usually interrupted by 5-0 or traffic.

1. I went to a drag race the other day and a camaro got a 10-second run

2. I went drag racing with my buddy in his car, and we beat a mustang on his crotch rocket by 6 car lengths

by Edolz December 17, 2008

Space Race

In order to preform this maneuver, you must travel to North Carolina or Tennessee or any other state that sells large fireworks. Right when your girl is turned on and ready to go, pick your rocket and jam it in her butt and light it. You then must commence sexual intercourse with her and finish before you see the pretty colors. This is a popular position to celebrate the birth of America.

Bob - "Hey Fred, why do you look so glum today?"

Fred - "Well Cindy and I did the Space Race last night and I took too long."

by The Krusty Krab September 23, 2011