questibate

when you masturbate to world of warcraft

Bro I was questibating so hard yesterday! Those dark elves are sooo hot.

Questibate erry day.

by The English Crew April 18, 2011

Questatement

n. A sentence written in such a way that the reader(s) cannot discern whether it is intended to serve as a question, or as a statement.

Why is every damn email she writes filled with questatements? It's like she sticks a question mark at the end of every sentence, regardless of whether it's an ask or a tell.

by Cap'n Wordsmithereens February 12, 2013

Questatement

The statement posing as a question that nincompoops pose in Q&A segments of live talks.
Expanded: In the event of a public talk or interview with a person of note, the moderator throws it open to the floor for the inevitable Q&A section, where various nincompoops try to show off to the crowd about how big a fan they are of the person's work, or just want to tell them something about themselves by dressing up statements as questions.

"We'll throw it open to questions from the audience now, and please, no Questatements -we only have 15 minutes."

by Jason_Chatfield October 23, 2018

dead question

A question that can be answered but the answer doesn't add to or develop the conversation.

Jordan: Who was the last person to leave the party?

Eliot: Warren.

Jordan: Okay. Well, that was a dead question.

by yescommander December 19, 2013

Potato Quest

Where a group of individuals come together on a search for potatoes. The event must begin at exactly 5:00 AM and must end sometime before noon.
For it to be a successful potato quest, at least 7 potatoes must be obtained. (one for each of the 7)
Shoes are not recommended.

Person 1) Let's go on a POTATO QUEST!
Person 2) Ya!!!
Person 3) ... But it's not 5:00 yet...
Person 2) At 5:00 we shall begin the potatoing...

by Quzzar August 27, 2014

retardical question

A play on the phrase rhetorical question, a retardical question is a question so stupid, it leaves the people being asked speechless, and unable to answer with even a sarcastic response. A retardical question has such stupefying power,it can leave an entire room in a confused daze, and, in written form, can kill as many brain cells as aerosol or a Miley Cyrus song.

Dude 1: What did you put in answer for number 9?

Dude 2: You mean "name something flat? I put pancakes, tortillas, Earth....
Dude 1: Wait what?! Earth?
Dude 2: Yeah it's flat right? That's what people say.

Dude 1 is so stunned by this retardical question he is unable to speak, or move, and has to be taken to the school nurse.

by KrispyDymond February 4, 2018

21 questions

50 cent's song !!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I'll ask 21 questions and they all about us."

by ~*50 fan*~ June 29, 2003