Putin

Putin is the most lovable person! He is sweet, kind, and always there when you need him. He is ready to comfort you in any situation. Sometimes Putin can get a little funny and messy, but he will always apologize at the end.

“Wow he is such a Putin”

“I know right”
“I still love him even after high school”

by SimplyAPutin October 5, 2020

Vladimir Putin

A Russian scientist who discovered the ability to clone himself, as a result of which he can run for "president" unlimited times

p1:have you seen Vladimir Putin C-137 he said he will resign

p2: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

by mcbabuka January 18, 2021

Putin

The President of Russia. Great for making memes/jokes.

Just Putin on my glasses

by None yo' buissness January 31, 2018

Patona

(Perú) Una mujer con piernas grandes, carnosas y apetitosas. Una mujer con muy buenas piernas. Ver también 'Yucona'.

Viste pasar a esa patona???

by El Norbert August 19, 2014

Putanica

Someone who is a puta (slut) and a satanica, because puta is not strong enough to describe ones actions.

She is a putanica for dating all 5 guys at the same time.

by Thugbrit June 14, 2016

putin troll

A person paid to spread misinformation in chat rooms, usually anti-Hillary and anti-Obama.

User122343: MAGA. Lock her up. Repeal and replace.
Normal person: STFU Putin troll

by dranalog July 25, 2017

Putin's Sloppy Seconds

Trump after his first 4 years of his presidency.

The majority of America will vote for Biden, because they don't want 'Putin's Sloppy Seconds'.

by TheImmortalARQ October 25, 2020