psycho bitch

1. A raging female who manipulates the justice system by claiming she was a victim in every case. Such as her boss on countless occasions sexually harassed her, and in every a count the case was turned down because there was no evidence. Or the time she said her husband victimized her and called the cops, even though she came at him with a hammer and beat down a door just to get her cat who was terrified and hiding under the bed.

2. Falls in love with human resource mangers and psychologists because they are the only people who get paid to listen to her.

3. Can not work a job for more than 6 months before her bosses try to fire her because they can't stand working with her. After 4 jobs in 6 years, she has made such as bad reputation for herself, she can no longer work in her field. Now she must work selling appliances to help feed her 8 cats.

4. Bitches for no apparent reason.

5. Goes crazy with out any reason and throws the tv to the ground and since she was unemployed at the time, has no money to buy another one.

6. Sits, mopes, and bitches.

7. Incapable of cleaning up after herself or doing basic chores, such as letting the cats piss all over.

8. Totals vehicles in single car accidents for no apparent reason. (Be careful she drives an SUV and has bad car insurance.)

9. Thinks she can hold a two way conversation with Jesus and God. (Did not realize this was possible??)

10. Someone who needs to be put in a mental institution for life.

Beware of the Psycho Bitch.

Thank God the Psycho Bitch left me for the Human Resource Manager.

by gerr June 12, 2006

Psyclone

One of the worst woodie coasters in CA...Firewood...Waste of killing trees...Pain....Roughness

Six Flags Magic Mountain

by x November 13, 2003

psychoautomania

A psychological disorder where a person cares more about their car than any other person or thing, going as far as to name their car and spending more hours a week cleaning it then themselves.

I think Andrew has psychoautomania, he talks to his car, Natalia, like a real person and even made his sick girlfriend clean "her" all day!

by Dr. Woo II July 16, 2009

psychocracy

A government with psychopathic rulers: Psycho + cracy: from the Ancient Greek suffix -κρατία (-kratía), from κράτος (krátos, “power, rule”; klépto- thieves + -kratos rule, literally "rule by thieves") is a government with corrupt rulers.

A recent study at Oxford University concluded that both Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton scored high on the psychopath test. We have psychopaths at the highest positions of our government. A new word to describe such a government is in order - hence PSYCHOCRACY.

A psychocracy like the US does not have a future unless seriously reformed.

by Tucker Venice March 27, 2017

Cirque de Psycho

n, slang 1. A group of people who appear to be sharing the same trip, or narcotic wavelength.
2. a group of people acting out in an outlandish manner.
3. a person who dose not appear to be sane.

Look at that cirque de psycho over there.

by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004

Psycho Hose Beast

an ultra-clingy, crazy-ass, delusional-and/or-pathological bitch that wont accept reality, perhaps an old flame who doesnt know of her old status or someone who thinks you like them

"Don't look...Stacey at 8 o'clock."
-"Oh jeez, psycho hose beast alert!"

-Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World

by Ethan Stark July 29, 2008

Psychiatrist

A dandified drug dealer.

"Anybody who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." --Samuel Goldwyn

by nethcev! September 20, 2006