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Pretentious

Someone who expects everyone to be friendly. Nobody owes it to anybody to be friendly or welcoming all the time, or to like/pretend to like every stranger they ever met. In life, if you make a few true friends, you have what some people pretend to have, and what many never get. Why would you need more than that? Why would you already like/love/trust somebody you never met, a stranger. Anybody who says they like/love/trust a stranger is pretending to like/love/trust a stranger.
Only a pretentious person would say they liked/loved/trusted someone they never met before/didn't know well. Someone who wanted everyone to assume they owed it to other people to like/love/trust everyone, including them.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
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Present Pocket

Jerald likes surprises, so I gave him a gift in his present pocket.
by FuryCollector November 14, 2020
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Present

In the present. Right now. A 5 inch dick is too small for most women. They will double back and say "Well, maybe if he knows how to use it" and it's like it's only going to work if you let it and you're not going to let it because they are not ATTRACTED to a 5 inch dick. They are attracted bro a 7+ inch dick. So the are just going to get that big dick inside of them and expect men who the believe to be inferior to what? Be nice to them in exchange for nothing? Go without sex for the rest of their lives?
In the present and the future. Women are not going to want to marry a 5 inch. Sure they may date one or maybe even hook up with one but they won't be loyal and they'll only be doing it to gratify their ego so they can tell themselves that it isn't a life sentence to loneliness. Why? Why would they do this? Because they want to believe that their average dick son will have a chance with women. But he won't. He may get laid. He may have a girlfriend. But a 7+ inch will always come along and it is at that moment in the present that his relationship either ends or becomes a lie.
by Hym Iam January 4, 2021
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present tense

A tense expressing an action that is currently going on, or a state that currently or generally exists.
The present tense is a verb tense used to describe a current activity or state of being. However, the present tense can also be used to describe past and future activities. For example: I swim in the sea every Saturday. (This is a current activity.)
by ANDLOP January 12, 2021
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Prezenty

PREZENTY: a.k.a presenty, presentee, presenty. A Maharashtrian word equivalent to the English word "attendees" Mostly Used by Biknas( Non Goans).
Zener diode: Prezenty liya to bolo!
Splash: Class incharge ka wait ho raha hai Jaldi aa

Wakanda: Kb lega presenty?
Taper shank: Lagta hai, Voh full strength Ka wait kar raha hai!
by RowG1 February 13, 2021
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Presentate

When a child forgets how to say “present” so they say this word instead because of their lack of vocabulary.
“Okay guys, I am going to presentate my project.. w-wai-wait a minute....... oh sh-“
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Pretentious

Riley Reid is the most pretentious pornstar.
by IMPossible Cheese May 11, 2021
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