Porting

Where one puts his/her Butthole against another persons Butthole and both parties fart

Last night my girlfriend and I ate chipotle and spent the night porting

by Port master mcfarty May 20, 2024

Porting

The act of raping a homeless person and then posting pictures of them before and after online.

I was porting the other day and my friends said they loved the pictures!

by frandagdee February 03, 2025

Porting

The act of texting someone and watching porn at the same time without them knowing.

Ex1: Boy 1- "Dude last night i was so porting Jessica."

Boy 2- "Dude Noice"

Ex2: Mel- "oh yes baby."

Jane- "Mel u better not be porting me"

by Patty Dilson June 16, 2014

porting

butthole to butthole contact between two bare ass grown ass men

person 1: bro why are you pooping in that man's butt
person 2: fuck off dude were porting

by big_dicc_bandit February 27, 2021

port god

a kid who is grunge or DIY. the "port" comes from the assumption that these kids smoke Newport cigarettes although they rarely do and tend to prefer Parliaments or Marlboro Reds, if any at all.

That Mac Demarco is such a port god.

by Marl Marx April 25, 2017

port trash

A port trash is simply one who is from a small town that ends in port and has a low income

Man Aidan is such Port trash

by Wyd son November 16, 2016

Port Power

The most povo AFL team. Port Adelaide is the most feral place in South Australia, filled with bogans who shoot ice up their veins at the pub. All port fans have no teeth and have no money.

Do you go for Port Power?
No, I am not gay and I don't like cock up my bum

by crackedfortnitekid May 08, 2023