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Pokey Clicker

Something that sounds very wrong and should have an equally wrong definition on Urban Dictionary, but did not so a person who does not understand Urban Dictionary made a definition talking about their experience with the phrase to try to be funny.
I see you have a Pokey Clicker there...
by Kurdism December 17, 2019
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Pokey

Adjective. Used by baby boomers to describe houses millennials can afford.
Oh gosh, that apartment is so pokey compared to my house in Brighton!
by Happydaysallround January 12, 2020
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Porney

Horny, yet only with the need to watch porn
When your at home and your feeling porney.
by Flubberwhat January 20, 2020
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Porky Blinder

Perjorative. A failed attempt to channel vintage gangster look as popularised by UK TV series Peaky Blinders by corpulent man or lard arse.

Basically a flesh ball in a vintage waist coat, brouges and a flat cap.

Origin Northern England
See also Last of the Summer Blinders
"Looks like Tubby Tucker has bought a flat cap"

"Yeah, fat fuck is reinventing himself as a Porky Blinder"
by Dgaf72 January 28, 2020
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Porky Pig

Being on a date with a woman ,and secretly removing all your clothes but the shirt, when she is out of the room.
The Date was moving slowly so I decided to go for the "Porky Pig" when she went to the Bathroom
by livinlegend May 17, 2020
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Ponkey

Hybrid between a pony and donkey.

Colloquially, used to denigrate an individual as less than or somehow lacking.

Synonym for honkey.
That ponkey be tripping.
Shut yo ponkey mouth.
Listen, ponkey......
by JStar4 May 27, 2020
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Porky Ruffle

An alternative term for sexual intercourse. Particularly of the wild variety.
“I gave her a right porky ruffle
by DeltaTangoFoxtrot June 4, 2020
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