porch atheist

Similar to porch dick, a porch atheist is a person who sits on their porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.

The difference however, is that porch atheists try to educate you from their porch.

I got forcibly educated today by a porch atheist as I was walking home from church.

by Thememeshaha December 26, 2016

porcher

short for porch monkey

holy shit look at that porcher

by therealdn June 10, 2007

pocahontas

a female who chops off testicles and gathers them like nuts and berry's

watch your back tonight i heard there is a pocahontas on the loose

by ak-89 November 2, 2009

porch monkee

A member of the 60's pop group The Monkees sitting on a porch.

Mike Nesmith is sitting on his front porch. What a porch monkee!

by Peaches and Cream August 8, 2006

porange

An abbreviation for "People of the Orange" refering to people with red/orange hair and fair skin. The word is used to glorify the orange race and flaunt their superiority over normal people or "normies".

"Porange people are better then regular people"
"Nicole Kidman is one hot Porange"

by Andrew34 December 15, 2008

Porange

Of or relating to words rhyming with orange.

Poets have a hard time incorporating orange into their works, for there is a lack of porange in the english language.

by Wordy Worderson October 12, 2009

porch goblin

Its the modern definition of a baby porch monkey or greasy dread headed chief keef

Look at that stanky nappy head porch goblin he for sure doesn't have running water poor porch goblin

by UncleSamInATrenchCoat August 13, 2017