Dolly Parton

A famous country singer with breasts too large to even be considered real. A prime example of what teenagers call "fake people"

Stupid young person #1: "Look at Dolly Parton smile!! Isn't she just the most beautiful person you've ever seen?"
Stupid young person #2: "... Everytime?!?"

by the awful truth July 1, 2008

Payton

A lonely girl who blogs her life away and uses Polyvore way too much

"Where's Payton today?"
"What do you think? She's on the Internet, like always."
"Does she have a boyfriend?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA No."

by kbjfndagoregn May 28, 2013

patroned

Another word for pwned (owned).

"Yo momma so fat, her blood type is ragu!"
"OOoOOOO, patroned!"

by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww August 25, 2007

Shilen Pattni

A very handsome STUBBORN garcon that I have fallen very deeply for.

Shilen Pattni - A very handsome STUBBORN garcon that I have fallen very deeply for.

by Your weasle October 27, 2004

Robert Pattinson

the most sexiest, inhumanly, gorgous person alive... who should be locked up for being so good looking.

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Robert Pattinson

by DieHard Twilighter March 24, 2009

robert pattinson

What happens when a sexy hunk of mansex takes the job that will tank his career

Lindsay better not pull a robert pattinson!

My cousin used to be famous but now he's just a robert pattinson

robert pattinson used to be hot and sexy but then he was in twilight and now he sucks

by talking space monkeys April 15, 2009

Patten Pending

When you invent something new and deserve credit for it.

That chick last night was so flexible. I mean, she invented positions I didn't know were possible. No wonder she's patten pending.

by WhiskeyDix August 16, 2009