A person you once dated who checked all your boxes of your dream partner but in reality it didn’t work out between y’all and now you’re looking for him/her in every other person you date. Sad but true. I feel you.
Saurabh : Bro ya, she set the bar really high
Lak : Yeah I can relate. She’s your benchmark partner. Good luck finding someone like her. Cause I didn’t.
Lak : Yeah I can relate. She’s your benchmark partner. Good luck finding someone like her. Cause I didn’t.
by Lak_Rathod December 15, 2021
Get the Benchmark partner mug.A bald guy who obsesses over the lunch queue being in twos so that its a queue, not a crowd always wears an orange high vis jacket
by Mexico_is_#1 December 19, 2021
Get the Gary Panton mug.A person you love who feels the same towards you. You both are comfortable with each other and share a bond that not even you could break if you wanted to. No matter what happens you will always be connected someway, somehow. You don’t have to be in a romantic relationship with a person to be a life partner, sometimes you just are what you are.
Probably the best example of life partners:
Literally Naruto and Sasuke (sasunaru). They are neither romantically in love nor are they platonically in love. They just are
Literally Naruto and Sasuke (sasunaru). They are neither romantically in love nor are they platonically in love. They just are
by MemoryFam September 3, 2022
Get the Life Partner mug.A person that you are in a relationship with that doesn't actually do what a romantic relationship entails. They don't care for you emotionally, unironically using the term "emotional labor" as a turn-off. They neither cook nor clean. They may offer sex and they may look pretty for you, but that's it. This isn't love.
Hence the word "paperweight," a pretty thing that is actually useless.
Hence the word "paperweight," a pretty thing that is actually useless.
Cardi B: "I don't cook, I don't clean, but let me tell you how I got this ring!"
Me: "Isn't this just glorifying being a paperweight partner?"
Me: "Isn't this just glorifying being a paperweight partner?"
by Pylot November 22, 2022
Get the Paperweight partner mug.A system partner is when someone dates a system and all of that systems alters don't date anyone except that person. Other systems can be system partners but singlets can also be system partners
"___ is my system partner, not all of us date them but we wouldn't date anyone except them"
"Cool but please let me out of your basement"
"Cool but please let me out of your basement"
by anonymous November 26, 2022
Get the system partner mug.A Religion started on a comic website in the Garfield section, it was probably created by a random Gen-Z guy, but nobody really understands it because half the commenters on the website are boomers.
Fred: Some weirdo created "Martin Partinism" where a random guy named Martin Partin is the supreme divine being of the universe.
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!
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"Rachel is so weird, she only dates guys to get them to quit drinking and find better jobs then leaves them when they're stable. She's such a kintsugi partner."
by FrogEnjoyer April 11, 2023
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