Pumping Slop

Something you do over the weekend and tell your co-workers about over the weekend

Mike: So what did you do over the weekend?
John: Just hung out with the family
Dave: I was pumping slop all weekend!

by Kyuubinoneko October 14, 2019

pumping the pig

When a NAVY SEAL works out lifting an excessive amount of heavy weights.

NAVY SEAL Hamster: Hey bro, I am hitting the gym.....
FRIEND: Right on, what will you be focusing on?
NAVY SEAL Hamster: Going to be pumping the pig brah......

by Stizzi March 20, 2016

beef pump

The pump from which the beef product is extruded from Taco Bell.

"Sorry the beef pump is out of order... how about chicken?"

by THE REGULAR WORD SMITHS November 23, 2017

Malaysian pump

When several Asians condensed in a small room all get on the floor and inject steroids into eachothers penis’, then they fuck for a better sensation.

James: How are you doing this morning?
Rory: Feeling relaxed after my Malaysian Pump last night

by Malaysian Stud February 11, 2022

Ego Pump

(n.)
1. Someone who gives a person praise so much that the person they're praising becomes a narcissist (whether he/she/they/etc. is purposefully doing it or not).
2. One of the causes for narcissism in children

Ex:
Child: I'm gonna sing a song!
Parents: Go ahead!
Child: *Ear-piercing demonic screeches*
Parents: \o/ Wow! So good! Yay! \o/
Guest (at Parents' house): I think it's time I should leave.

Karen thinks she is so great because her parents were ego pumps.

by Other_Person September 25, 2020

Party Pump

A woman with low self esteem who allows herself to be passed around and used sexually by multiple men at a party. Typically no sexual act is off limits or too gratuitous and there is no limit on the amount of partners she for the party pump

After her husband abandoned for being barren, Heidi quickly went from being an easy lay at the local watering hole to being known by the men as the town party pump, and cum dumpster. A woman who would drop to her knees, get on her back or spread her holes on command . Soon groups of drunken frustrated men would show up at her apartment unannounced for easy sex, she would never refuse them and they would fuck her, cum in her while eating her food and drinking her booze. Eventually one master became her owner, dressed her like a whore and sold her on the streets of a nearby big city. There she spent her life, sucking off strangers in alleys, gett8ng into unfamiliar cars and going to seedy motels to be used like trash and abandoned

by Pepper Hudson April 23, 2020

pump trolley

A sex act in which a man attaches a strap-on to his backside, facing rearward. Two women then situate themselves in front of and behind the man, one receiving his penis, the other being thrust into by the strap-on during his back stroke. This technique maximizes the man's time and energy while pleasing two ladies simultaneously.

Your mom and sister only had a few minutes while your dad was out, so a pump trolley was our only option.

by Seacow January 10, 2014