pork-n-beans

Bruises or marks left from rough sex/making out

Mandy what are all those bruises? Does your boyfriend beat you?!

Oh, no they're just pork-n-beans.

by Bewels October 9, 2008

Pork Plug

When some one with huge plug earings openings gets fucked through that hole.

The good thing about my girlfriend is that she has huge plug earing holes, and i can Pork Plug her.

by Ryan Garcia February 12, 2009

Pork Medallion

the mark left on the forehead after being struck with a penis

"dude, your chick has a huge pork medallion!"

by dickt8r June 12, 2009

pork banit

pork banit or banit of pork is an unusual name used not very often in describing a man's genatalia.

" check out that guys tiny pork banit "
" i wish i had a bigger pork banit "

by er fuck me ass hole August 18, 2003

Pork Pie

Something that an unamusing fat person demands their partner for (said in an yourkshire accent)

Ross: Do you fancy some pork pie
Clare: Ohhhh yes bab
Ross: Gud, this time not so much jelly though
Clare: Oh me pork pie is kicking out a right pong it must be the crust

by Sarah Thomas April 24, 2008

Pork Roll

Sex with a fat chick.

I drank too much last night, took a fat chick home and had a Pork Roll.

by Obamistake August 28, 2010

pork pie hat

the act of jizzing in your partners orifice, be it an asshole, vagina, mouth, ear, wound, etc. You then tie a whole ham to your head and shove it into said orifice.

After recieving a pork pie hat from an anonymous person, dp began to curse for the first time in his life.

by darthredneck February 23, 2009