Pencil

the only weapon that is allowed in school.

"I just stabbed a student with my pencil."

by bean chan May 08, 2019

pencil

a wooden stick with poison to stab people in the eye with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dear teachers, this is a perfect weapon for u to use against those students you hate...
Good luck starting the purge of pencils

by ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) March 05, 2019

Pencil

Analism Contraction used for Analing and thrusting in and out of the anus until shat on

Person 1: Koen used his pencil so strong on me
Person 2: Oh really?, does it feel good?
Person 1: Very, I love the way he sticks it all the way up me

by KoenArpsHasAVeryMoistyPencil March 14, 2021

Pencil

Wood with led in it.

I wrote this text with a pencil.

by Dudleifskivebom January 22, 2019

Pencil

A thing you wright with.

Omg girl:“ omg like omg like can omg I omg use your omg pencil?”
Jimmy:“Sure.”

Jimmy:*wright omg on it”

Jimmy again: “Here omg girl”
Omg girl:“AHH OMG THANK YOU”

by P1loxx April 04, 2022

pencil

a writing utensil.

I was stressed, so I cracked my pencil.

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 13, 2024

pencil

your fathers dick

"do you have a pencil?"
"yeah, its on ur fathers scrotum."

by CHANNELATOR January 29, 2023