Paper Penguin

Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.

"Damnit Nate, you used all the T.P. and I had to paper penguin all the way downstairs"!

by John Jhonny Johnstone January 21, 2018

Paper Prize

An appealing reward that has no real value and is often nothing more than an incentive to elicit someoneone to perform an undesirable task.

Man, that employee of the month thing is nothing more than a paper prize.

by Tio Don February 11, 2009

Adoption Papers

Joe mama pig pp man

Is that adoption papers pbl and spbl player

by Adoption Papers February 5, 2022

nanny paper

Nanny paper is when a girl squirts (usually after having sex or masturbating) onto a price of paper which makes the paper go all crinkley after it has dried out.

Girl: oh I'm gonna squirt I'm gonna squirt. quick get the paper.
Guy: okay I love doing nanny paper.
*Girl squirts*
Guy: oh this is going to be some good nanny paper.

by Bossmanjamie March 5, 2017

Recycling Papers

Taking a paper you submitted for one class and turning it in for another.

Holy shit, man. This is graduate school quality work. Like I don't know what you want to do in life, but you'll be one of the greatest in your fields - (Professor response to an incidence of recycling papers, unbeknownst to him)

by Jeremiah Collins June 1, 2015

Paper headass

When a girl is so fuckin flat and pancake ass is far beyond how goddamm flat she is

That paper headass is fucking gross

by Niqqa y March 14, 2019

Paper treatment

You grab a peace of paper and fold it by the corner and use it as a shank to give a paper cut to someone’s eyes, nose, gums, tip of a dick, etc. GUARANTEED BLEED 🩸. Any paper is welcome, graph paper, construction paper, and holy shit, sand paper.

Another form of paper treatment is where you grab someone’s skull and crush it so hard, that it crumbles like paper. This one is the most popular.

Billy Loomis: I tied up that fucker to a chair
Sammy Samster: I am going to give him the paper treatment!
*SammySamster proceeds to fucking cut Nash with paper*

by Smile 😐 October 2, 2023